Because scheduled publishing is way overrated.
I felt this chat transcript needed a permanent home.
- Me: a woman who just walked into this coffee shop has a security guard with her
- Me: this guy looks like he is ex-Israeli Special Forces or something. He never gets more than two steps away from her
- Ethan: how much Krav Maga do you know?
- Me: not enough
- Ethan: then hot coffee and a laptop across the face will have to do. then we figure out the ransom. right?
- Me: start cutting letters out of magazines
- Ethan: thats my hobby. i have a drawerful on standby
- Me: make sure you have the letters for the word Learjet
- Ethan: unfortunately i only got the letters for “lubricant” about 60 times.
- Me: that means we can spell “crab until” and “brain cult” we can work with that
- Ethan: OOOHHH. Crab Cult could be our terrorist group!!
- Me: it has a nice ring to it, I’ll start working on a logo
- Ethan: it must have Zoidberg from Futurama in there somewhere
- Me: Here we go. It’s a little rough…you have to imagine it embroidered on our flag: http://twitpic.com/5rg6bd
- Ethan: it’s gonna be hard for us to recruit people who can live up to this.
- Me: I think the key is targeting impressionable young minds. Do you know anyone that works at a daycare?
- Ethan: Actually, after seeing the flag, Val is in. I may be able to get some other unsavory characters based on the Kool-Aid man’s implied involvement
- Me: I haven’t actually approached him yet, but if we let him crash through a few walls, I’m sure he’ll be game…”OH YEAH!”
- Ethan: OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
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