I felt this chat transcript needed a permanent home.
- Me: a woman who just walked into this coffee shop has a security guard with her
- Me: this guy looks like he is ex-Israeli Special Forces or something. He never gets more than two steps away from her
- Ethan: how much Krav Maga do you know?
- Me: not enough
- Ethan: then hot coffee and a laptop across the face will have to do. then we figure out the ransom. right?
- Me: start cutting letters out of magazines
- Ethan: thats my hobby. i have a drawerful on standby
- Me: make sure you have the letters for the word Learjet
- Ethan: unfortunately i only got the letters for “lubricant” about 60 times.
- Me: that means we can spell “crab until” and “brain cult” we can work with that
- Ethan: OOOHHH. Crab Cult could be our terrorist group!!
- Me: it has a nice ring to it, I’ll start working on a logo
- Ethan: it must have Zoidberg from Futurama in there somewhere
- Me: Here we go. It’s a little rough…you have to imagine it embroidered on our flag: http://twitpic.com/5rg6bd
- Ethan: it’s gonna be hard for us to recruit people who can live up to this.
- Me: I think the key is targeting impressionable young minds. Do you know anyone that works at a daycare?
- Ethan: Actually, after seeing the flag, Val is in. I may be able to get some other unsavory characters based on the Kool-Aid man’s implied involvement
- Me: I haven’t actually approached him yet, but if we let him crash through a few walls, I’m sure he’ll be game…”OH YEAH!”
- Ethan: OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
Experience Human Flight (by Betty Wants In)
Slow-motion skydiving shot on a GoPro.
The Mountain (by Terje Sorgjerd)
Turbines (Taken with instagram at Smoky Hills Wind Farm)
Sasquatch (Taken with instagram)
The SFFD is apparently the only major fire department still using wooden ladders. The tradition and craftsmanship that goes into their production is pretty amazing.
(Source: vimeo.com)
A Field Guide to Typestaches
There is a spot on my office wall crying out for one of these.
Conan hard at work on new TBS show
“Rest assured, I’m hard at work on the new studio.” via @ConanOBrien
I need a giant floor hammock in my office.
